Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

Conlard

A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.

Me: Yo did you see that new kid
John: Yeah
Me: He is such a conlard
John: I know right

by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017

Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

Conjort

- collide
- come/go together

- match up
- flicked

- give

We conjorted outfits today

You conjort blue and red to make purple
I conjorted my homework to my teacher

by avia January 8, 2021

Conjavitus

Conjavitus is a disease found in the throat. It causes large mucus build up in the back of the throat which results in short deep coughs. Conjavitus is a non-deadly disease but slightly contagious if you are in close proximity of someone with the disease. This throat disease may cause you to become extremely irritable and drowsy. If not cured within two weeks the disease will continue to spread, resulting in nausea, headaches, sore throat, and irritable/red eyes. After one month you may experience visions and become delusional, similar to someone who is diagnosed with schizophrenia. The medication or cure for Conjavitus has not been scientifically created but drinking 32 oz of water a day as well as a basic pain reliever has been proven to be the most successful in getting rid of Conjavitus.

Blayze: *coughs*
Paige: Bro I think you got Conjavitus.

by MsConjavitus July 6, 2022

conjagaloon

fuck up, failure, good for nothing, retard, scoundrel, mess up, screw up, can't do anything right.

My friend Ed is such a conjagaloon he accidently killed my dog by having anal sex with it.

by Mr. German Boy February 23, 2009

Contard

Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.

Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.

by PCGaming September 13, 2009