by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005
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Boy: Oh my gosh did you see the Mets pwn up the Cubs last night, and with that Homer offZambrano?
Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!
Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!
by GabbersxxxD August 6, 2007
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A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.
"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."
Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.
Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.
by Santas little helper April 7, 2013
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I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!
by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015
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by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017
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Bobby:Did you see Lil John get hit by that car , and go into a seizure?
Dossie: He's not having a seizure dummy, he's conjukulating.
Nick:Parrish what's wrong with you, why are you shivering?
Parrish: I'm not cold, dumb azz I'm conjukulating stupid!!!
Dossie: I go to church and conjukulate!
Bobby:Did you see Lil John get hit by that car , and go into a seizure?
Dossie: He's not having a seizure dummy, he's conjukulating.
Nick:Parrish what's wrong with you, why are you shivering?
Parrish: I'm not cold, dumb azz I'm conjukulating stupid!!!
Dossie: I go to church and conjukulate!
by Versatillium October 27, 2017
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Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....
Look at this confuckulate piece of shit
Look at this confuckulate piece of shit
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