S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing)

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.

Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment

by FenCor December 26, 2011

Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.

Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"

by define-it-ly crazy January 9, 2011

Comship

A "Comship" Is a ship that someone ships that is often frowned upon by societal standards. this includes, but is not limited to: incestuous ships, underage ships, ships that break canonical sexualities, ships that contain or are based around graphic or heavy content, etc.

Person: I like Sal x Wadanohara from Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea!
Another Person: Is that a Comship? I heard that it's an abusive ship.
Person: Yeah, it's a Comship.
Another Person: I don't feel comfortable around Comshippers. Can you please not Interact with me?

Person: Yeah! It's alright, I understand why you feel uncomfortable and I won't interact with you anymore.

by sataniglet June 3, 2023

Karma Conscious

Being aware for the questionable actions you might take part in for fear that karma will bite you back if you follow through with it. Thus making you karma conscious.

Jim: "I was going to cut in front of the elderly group ahead of me to save time, but I am karma conscious and stayed back instead."

by mikeo6209 March 23, 2011

self conscious

a beautiful person who just doesn't know it yet. they need someone to tell them that it is okay to be themselves, all they need is a complement to help them with there day.

no need to be self conscious, its alright

by little_miss_cassie_horan November 16, 2015

voting your conscience

A novel concept, especially in the context of this current impeachment inquiry, that is often not chosen by Senators and Representatives due to disabling fear of either not being re-elected by their constituents or reprisals on the part of the Mobster in Chief should he be re-elected for a second term.

Senator, have you thought about the possibility of voting your conscience as an act of true leadership?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

Coscia Special

A Photoshop disaster combining multiple elements in a completely ridiculous setting. The phrase was inspired by the work of John Coscia, sports editor at the Citrus County Chronicle in Crystal River, Fla.

Hey, did you see the Coscia Special on the front page of the Chronicle?

Yeah, man. I can't believe those high school volleyball players were really on the moon.

by former sports fan June 2, 2010