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Famous IRA tiktoker interested in history based in the USA
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Comprehensive

adjective: Ebonics for Socialistic; having the qualities associated with Socialism; euphemistic term for socialistic.

See comprehensive health care reform, comprehensive financial reform, comprehensive immigration reform, etc.
The president is a comprehensive douchebag.
by TruthSayer2451 July 9, 2010
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comprehensive

In the United Kingdom comprehensives are secondary schools (high schools) which are paid for by the government, unlike independent schools (private schools) and have no power to select their students based on academic ability, unlike grammar schools.
After five years of being taught little else most of their pupils are evidently unable to use a condom correctly.

Left-wing people generally believe that pupils of different abilities should be taught in the same schools(!). They closed down almost all of the grammar schools with the aim of providing 'equal opportunities' - condemning intelligent children from poor families to seven years of hell before finally getting to university.
About 90% of British schoolchildren now attend comprehensives.

A training ground for the next generation of drug-dealers and prostitutes.
Teacher: I'd expect that kind of debauchery at the comprehensive down the road, but not here at The College! *

Teacher: Can we stop acting like a bunch of retards from the local comprehensive and get on with the work! *

* laughs all round, we all that know our teacher went to a comprehensive himself

Snob (boy): I can't believe you kissed a girl from a comprehensive, you've probably got AIDS now!

Snob (girl): Oh my God, some boys from the comprehensive flirted with me on the bus (shudders) I thought I was gonna get raped!
by middle-class snob May 4, 2006
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No Comprehende Look

When a Latin person looks confused in response to a question or command.
I asked him to lift me up and he looked at me with the no comprehende look.
by Sir Veyzas April 16, 2016
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Comprehendiation

transitive verb

The art of embracing awareness through ones senses
to grasp the nature, significance, or meaning of

Anglo-French comprendresois, comprehendrecion, from Latin comprehenderesacion, from com- + prehendere to get -- more

The truth of everything which may be understood
My comprehendiation of you standing there has been grasped.
by C. McMagoo December 15, 2008
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comprehenio

Means to understand, or to completely comprehend.
Thanks for the explanation. I comprehenio!
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Competence

Yeah, you see it's not the biggest strongest chimp that rules but the one the maintains relationships and blah blah blah women or something.
Hym "You see how he's just dialing back the competence thing, right? The Alpha male isn't the one who sluts out the most females it's the one that's nice to them or something. Just his subtle way of imposing his values on his fans. Be nice to women whether they sleep with you or not because that's the REAL competence. His whole thing is conflationary. He's conflating 'Competence' with 'association' because he knows success has more to do with association than competence. That's what he does. He says things that are untrue. And then just dials them back. It's a subtle way of trying to manipulate his fans into being nice to women and is evidence he doesn't give a shit about 'disaffected young men'. The manipulation is the evidence. Right there. "
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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