doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

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Spontaneous Combust-a-nut

When you see a girl so hot, that you cant control your man parts, and you jizz in your pants unexpectedly

That girl walked past me and as i watched her walk away it made me spontaneous combust-a-nut!

The Stripper was grinding on me and before i knew it, spontaneous combust-a-nut

by Supraman221 March 14, 2011

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Combustible consumables

Just another term for that sweet, sweet mary jane.

"Combustible consumables can be smoked in a variety of different ways"
Pipes
Bongs
Joints
Blunts
Bots
Blades

by Rogi-Wan-Kenobi January 17, 2009

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Compustressed

A person that is frustrated beyond sanity when their computer does not behave as expected

My husband had trouble connecting his computer to printer and became compustressed!

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

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combustedpotato

Hello..... do you perhaps like drinking water? Specifically dog water? Or is hotdog water more for your standards? Let me know. You may like milk if you “that way.”

Hi combustedpotato. I’m just making definitions for anyone I see.

by owowowoowowowoowowowowoiwow March 1, 2021

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