College 

4 years of digging yourself into a hole of debt that you may be able to escape in 20-30 years. Classes are about the only interesting thing in college. The people are usually stupid, spoiled rich kids who thing getting drunk on a Wednesday night, MTV, rap, drugs, alcohol, fraternities, sororities, and lame ass parties are the neatest things on the planet. Earning a degree is considered a gateway to a higher-paying income bracket. But in this economy, who knows?

-I can't earn my degree from college any sooner.

-Most college students seem to be considered useless by the rest of the general population.

-Why do people seek to prolong adolescence in college anyway?

College by Sergio Valente January 12, 2005

college 

a place to get drunk, have sex, and then start all over again. Oh by the way it's a place to get an edukacion...i mean edukation... shit education, there we go

After nine years at a junior college, i finally graduated and then become CEO of Penthouse

college by Zachary Brown October 14, 2004

college 

This place is the best place to go if you are to become something like a doctor, or scientist, etc. Basically if you need to learn and study the aspects of a serious field then you should go.

Otherwise? Don't go. It's the biggest waste of time since wasting time was invented. You learn all about nothing, do assignments on nothing, read and watch nothing, listen to the teacher talk about nothing, and you do this day after day after day.... Until the weekend where you do things you like to do and rest up to get through another week of pointless nothing! Forget anything you've ever heard about college. Yeah, that prhrase about college being "the best time of your life is a major scam!" There are a lot of professions where college is unnecessary. But hey, don't let me stop you if you want to go. - Just don't come crying to me once you find out your mistake because all I'll be able to do is say "I told you so!" Good luck!

Girl #1: "I am totally hating college right now. I have transferred twice and I still don't see the point in all of this, I just want to work on a cruise ship!"

Girl #2: "Oh my God, me too!!! This totally sucks, but at least we have each other. Hey when the summer comes let's both get a job on a cruise ship and never go back to school."

Girl #1: "Sounds like a plan to me!"

Girl #2: "We are so out of here!"

college by Waterlily September 22, 2012

College 

the reason why I'm not yet technically considered an alcoholic

Greg: You've drank every single night this week. You're for sure an alcoholic.

Brian: It's not considered alcoholism until after college, my friend.

College by YuppyTheYuppie September 6, 2010

college 

A maximum security prison that costs money to get into.

Aw, I'm going to college...

college by Anonymous August 16, 2003

college 

An institution designed to steal friends and leave high schoolers feeling lonely and dejected.

High Schooler 1: Oh, I'm going to hang out with my friend Bob today---oh wait, I can't. COLLEGE STOLE HIM. Along Sallie, Martin, Allie, Chris, Denis, Justin, Ellie, Stacy, Amanda, Jimmy, Marina, Genny, and pretty much EVERYONE COOL.

college by itsfabiobtch September 25, 2009

College 

The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.

"Better wash your balls and brace for unexpected blowjobs because we're going to college!"

College by ThisIsTheReality March 18, 2014