A colleague who is also an enemy. A collenemy may act friendly and professional toward you but will do sneaky things at work to make them look better than you in the interests of promotions etc. Opposite of a frolleague
I was hungover this morning but to make things worse Shannon, my collenemy, told the boss I rocked up to work late again.
by Felicia d'Souza September 15, 2009
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"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."
"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."
"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."
by supersecurityfolk April 25, 2013
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noun.
a loose cannon (particularly when intoxicated); can be seen as aggressive; a passenger on the hot mess express; may call you lame if you refuse to take shots
a loose cannon (particularly when intoxicated); can be seen as aggressive; a passenger on the hot mess express; may call you lame if you refuse to take shots
by Leon Thomas III March 1, 2020
Get the colleen farrell mug.A disease one can obtain when they’ve been friend zoned/ best friend zoned and still led on by the same Person. This disease is commonly found in the middle/high-school age groups
“Bro she said she loves me and then went out with another guy, I don’t know what to say”
“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”
“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”
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by By:desserts May 20, 2016
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