Conjugal Confabuflating

Verb. The process by which sexually introverted computer geeks invent random words to define various bizarre sexual practises that they will never get to perform, simply to have them published in Urban Dictionary in the hope that they can mention them when playing MMORPGs.

As if u have ever made a strawberry shortcake, u r conjugal confabuflating. U r a cc-er

by FiKriss December 17, 2009

Bloody Cowabunga

The act of pulling out a girls tampon during her period and waving it around your head while saying cowabunga

Guy1: Did you hear? Dad gave our sister a bloody cowabunga
Guy2: Yummy

by Elijah ellis April 9, 2020

Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

by KJP420 February 8, 2021

coabfc

Choke on a big fat cock

"COABFC"

by Mac O Kay November 23, 2016

Cowabunga dudes

Cowabunga dudes is where 4 men dressed as ninja turtles cum together on a pizza while playing the TMNT theme for 2 minutes.

Hey guys wanna cowabunga dudes together on some cheese pizza.

by ThisGuysGaming June 5, 2019

Cowabummer

-An informal and/or sarcastic expression of sympathy

Person A: "They rounded up all of the children of the Jade Guard members and executed them, by electrocution, in front of the entire town."
Person B: "Cowabummer,"

by Accimus February 18, 2022

cowabunging

When you go out at dusk into a farmers field full of cows, either on your own or with a group of friends and insert your head into the cows vagina or arse hole.

Botty and Sellers must have gone cowabunging last night, because thats not gel in their hair!

by AlanMo June 20, 2008