Definitions by ThisGuysGaming

Apple Pen

It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole

When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.

Merch

Cowabunga dudes is where 4 men dressed as ninja turtles cum together on a pizza while playing the TMNT theme for 2 minutes.

Hey guys wanna cowabunga dudes together on some cheese pizza.

Merch