cocklock

to pin down a womans vagina with a massive cock

dude, i cocklocked this bitch when i was bonin her last night

by joe mackdonald April 22, 2006

cocklock

A cocklock is a form of gay sex when two men rub their erect penises against each other.

Oprah enjoys watching young boys engage in homo-erotic activities such as the traditional cocklock.

by Oprah Hilton August 3, 2007

cockdickulous

A word that contains both cock and dick in a proper way.

The actual meaning is that something is really awkward.

His shirt is so cockdickulous!

by TheSexKnight March 12, 2010

Cocklock

When a penis is unable to become erect. Thus, the assistance of Viagra is necessary to reverse such a symptom.

I just found out yesterday i have cocklock. What's the Viagra website?

by Miguel August 14, 2003

cockdickpenis

The extension of the word "cockdick" by adding another noun for a part of a male: the main component of the genitalia, Penis.

Generally used to express excitement, or suprise.

Also used to describe someone who is just a plain douchebag, when using the word douchebag just isn't enough.

1) "Holy shit you're driving wayy to fast. AHHH!! SHIT!! BALLS!! COCKDICKPENIS!!!"
2) "Dude, I can't believe you'd have sex with my mom in my bed. You knocked over my hamster cage and it fell into the heating vent! My whole house smells like hamster burrito, you cockdickpenis!"

by Wald. T. Fawke April 12, 2010

cockalicky

The art of licking a penis(a cocksucker)

It's my birthday tomorrow,hopefully i get some cockalicky bird

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

Cocklock

When your cock is at maximum ridgidity for a prolonged time even after several sexual episodes with completion. must maintain the erection for at least 5 hours. Also known as Cockluck, if term is used by recipiant.

After 5 hours, and not being able to fuck away an erection, I determined I had cocklock.

by VaGinaRaider April 25, 2009