Cockfag

Term referring to a male who has a penis and in turn likes to recieve penis.

You're in for a surprise, Cockfag!

by Talvin June 22, 2005

cockfag

Cockfag, as opposed to cock or fag, is something that can be used to describe a person that is being a cock and a fag simultaniously.

Dan Wiese, stop being a cockfag!

by 223 December 22, 2005

cockbag

A. A superb word to describe anything and everything that you dont like.
B. A Ball Sack. (Synonym: A Hairy Bean Bag.)

Your all a bunch of f$$king cockbags!!!

by dynoballz April 4, 2003

Cockjammer

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.

Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."

by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009

Cockjazzle

The male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your penis for aesthetic and sexual pleasures.

Hector couldn't please any woman himself, so he cockjazzled himself and made his chick's mouth 20 carats worth of icy.

by karmazone December 23, 2010

cockjack

the act of stealing a friend's romantic interest (typically used by girls).

Ex. 1) Girl, you got cockjacked by your more attractive friend, Hannah.

Ex. 2) Hey man, your jerk-ass friend is planning on cockjacking you.

Ex. 3) Annabelle unintentionally cockjacks every girl when they bring hot dates around.

by AddyHamilton December 23, 2011

Cocktagon

The geometric building in which leading military minds devise weaponry to punish rogue vagina-states. Cutting edge research within this institution has led to the development of weapons of ass destruction including the heat-seeking moisture missile and the morning rocket, as well as smaller scale devices such as the tongue-dart.

Secretary Cocksfeld is meeting with high-level cocktagon officials today to decide which missile to deploy into the South American rogue vagina-state of Bolabia.

by Mjolnir November 7, 2006