perl clutching 

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

perl clutching by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

Dry clutching  

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

Dry clutching by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008

double clutching 

To finger bang a person's ass while either performing oral sex on them, or while giving a male a hand job.

I encourage double clutching to my girlfriends.
I was watching porn, and this girl double clutched the dude.

double clutching by Jesse Ray 620 December 19, 2008

Clutching 

When you go to someone's house and immediately have to poop but you're scared someone will hear the splash so you catch and release.

I was so excited to get to Nae-Nae's house that I forgot to poop at home. I got my clutching on so they would just think it was a tinkle.

Clutching by Clipperz January 27, 2016

clutchin 

Better than cool , like the best thing in the world

Leanna is my clutchin bitch

clutchin by Kayla s May 30, 2006

double clutching 

Hitting the weed twice and then passing it. Usually a party foul.

"Whats wrong with you man, dont be double clutching on my weed."

double clutching by Kevin Crosby May 22, 2005

sheet clutching 

A phrase used to portray the angst resulting from street cocaine use. Can also be used to describe the actual act of insufflating street cocaine. It represents the anxious feeling of having the compulsion to clutch your sheets in bed unable to sleep or relax.

As a verb: Guys, I'm not going to the birthday party; I'm sheet clutching tonight.

As an adjective: Man, that llello last night was gangster sheet clutchy.

sheet clutching by napkinsPH February 15, 2010