Cooter Canoe

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.

This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.

by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020

cooter

vagina

My cooter itches!

by lola October 9, 2002

belly cooter

Noun: This term describes the look of an 'innie' belly button, most likely on a heavy-set person, that has worn a shirt that is a little too tight. The odd-shaped indention where the belly button is looks a bit like a womanly orifice.

"Dude, what is up with your stomach?"
"It's wash day, had to wear an old shirt."
"You've got belly cooter..."
"...it's wash day. Shut it!"

Also: Can be sung to Heart's "Barracuda". Oohhhh! Belly Cooter!

by GNox August 30, 2006

cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

by md/urban March 12, 2009

In clover

To be in a pleasant situation; to be in ease and luxury; to be in prosperity

His bills were paid, his homework was done, and he was heading off on vacation: He was in clover!

She was in clover, just watching the sunset and listening to the birds.

by Lairah April 18, 2009

Ol’Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that is infected with elephantitas and can absolutely destroy a women’s cooch at any time when it’s necessary!

“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot so I told him to wip out the ol’cooter claw and now I need my vagina sewed back together!”

by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019

cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.

She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!

by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006