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-VERB 1. To clog an artery. 2. To block an open artery. 3. to excessively accumulate junk at an important thruway.

-NOUN 1. A condition of a clogged artery. 2. Style of food served at informal venues (like tailgate parties, happy-hour bar appetizers, family picnics) 3. An accident on a highway that blocks all traffic indefinitely. 4. An expected obstruction at an emergency exit.
1. Wow, that sandwich is a clotery waiting to happen! 2. The tailgate party had a clotery of food choices. 3. The clotery at the emergency exit was caused by a scrum of evacuees and poor planning. 4. The internet clotery was caused by an overwhelming strain on their servers. 5. The convoy was delayed by the clotery caused by fog.
Clotery by Keli S Kear January 17, 2011
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Cloutery 

Articles of clothing or objects that gain the user some clout.
What kind of cloutery you wearin today?
Cloutery by Steelfoam April 5, 2019
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Shart-Cootery 

A small series of hot farts that bubble up through the outer labia.
That was a fine shart-cootery quite a pungent presentation.
Shart-Cootery by Bslagg June 4, 2022
A strong pungant odor coming from a female crotch
cootery by Fredd May 2, 2003
Some nigger who people like to joke with. Usually hot and attracted to people whose name starts with L and finished with E. With ANE in the middle.

They're rarely gay.
You are so cloter!
Cloter me daddy!
cloter by LeeRaeIsLiane July 5, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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