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IMAX and climax

Going to IMAX theater with your girl and fucking in the theater.
Yo babe, fuck netflix and chill, let's do something dangerous like IMAX and climax.
by Dude bro 1500 March 10, 2016
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Climate Piss

When you suddenly have to take a piss because of a large fluctuation in temperature. Like form an eighty degree day to the nice, cool, sixty five of your house.
When you get up in the morning, you take a piss. Seconds later, you're in the (hot, steamy) shower, and you have to take another piss. But, instead of getting out, you just end up pissing all over the tiles of the shower. Here is a clearly defined Climate Piss.
by Ben E. May 15, 2008
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clitman

A man who is so talented at his clitoris stimulation skills that they actually have to call him the clitman because he's that good.
"Damn I've never had something so amazing in my life, he's definitely the clitman".
by SickPhuck May 1, 2008
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climate dumbshit

Someone of astounding ignorance who is apparently unable to read the worldwide research on climate change.
It suddenly hit me that Fox News doesn’t cover environmental issues and so the climate dumbshit just remains in the dark.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019
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Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
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Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.
i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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climate

If it's cold today, that's weather. If it's always cold, that's climate.
by lanteigne October 6, 2005
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