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cleptomediac

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac
Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.
by jupiter909 October 20, 2011
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Chewtle

A Pokemon with the Biggest-ass mouth seen on the planet, a true savior to us all.
Dude 1: Look at my new Chewtle
Non-Existent kid: WTF
Dude 1: True beauty I know
Non-Existent kid: Da Fuq Nanidesuka
by Bob Marlsparce December 6, 2019
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Clertiary

The satisfying chill or stimulation one feels whilst drifting through a dark abyss at night.
I felt so clertiary last night when me and OJ were driving through the woods in his Ford Bronco.
by The Yosiation August 17, 2021
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bawdy cleft

The labia and vagina
I gave her bawdy cleft a good pounding last night.
by Ccmiz12 June 12, 2016
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wet cleft

wet cleft- when a male has intense sexual intercourse with a women and her labia majora becomes loosened and moist to the point where one fold of the labia majora hangs down from the vulva.
Hit her with a right right, hit her with a left, got to beat it up until I give her lips a wet cleft. -Rkanomaly
by RKanomaly March 12, 2020
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Cleft of venus

The most perfect, tightest, V shaped pussy. These pussies are the Holy Grail of female genitalia. instead of saggy, ears and flaps, there 2 tight lobes that are visible.
Guy 1: Due, my girlfriends pussy is so tight!
Guy 2: she probably has a cleft of Venus.
by the rooster of cornville January 6, 2012
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Cleft Bag

any mild deformity of the scrotum particularly accented by an excessively stunted midline fibrous septum
Jim's shyness around women arouse from what he felt is a deformed bag, which his doctor called a "cleft bag"

guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag
by tjspoker2 December 11, 2012
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