Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

by VendorYT February 9, 2022

Non-existent

Every guy's pp

Bro yesterday I was joking with Joe about non-existent pp's. It was hilarious.

by Ino no sqaure May 5, 2020

Non existent

Non existent or for you, the person reading this your dad but anyway non existent means something that doesn’t exist examples: dad,father,etc

Joe:my car is non existent

Candice:mine too

by I ate your parents August 21, 2021

non-existent wang

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.

He must have a non-existent wang.

by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

Jake's non existent pp

Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.

Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp

by pandabubble123 May 24, 2019

suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010