Colon Cleanse

The Colon Cleanse is a complex sexual act that begins by inserting Mentos into your partners anus, convincing them that the candies are in fact anal beads. Once five or six mentos have been inserted, the male partner squeezes a bottle of Diet Coke into the female's rectum and plugs her butt with his erect penis. As the reaction between the coke and Mentos commences, the male partner must concentrate on holding his position for maximum explosion, and finally removing his penis from the woman's anus, releasing a whirlwind of Coke-Mentos-Feces-Ejaculate Fluid blend that effectively "cleanses" the colon.

MIKEY: My girlfriends flatulence have smelled quite fresh ever since we performed the Colon Cleanse last night.

JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.

by jda-grava.1 February 4, 2010

sex cleanse

Abstaining in order to allow for a couple unfertilized eggs and any sti's to pass.

I can't hook up with him tonight because I'm on a sex cleanse right now.

by Michlite184 November 12, 2016

Morning Cleanse

Masturbating, pooping, and urinating in the morning back to back after a night of debauchary

"Holy shit that party was so crazy i just had to morning cleanse myself"

by XxEmoxX July 6, 2017

Sex Cleanse

Practicing abstinence. saying no to sex and not interacting in any type of sexual intercourse . Freeing you from sex . Givin the pussy a break Nigga.

Im givin my pussy a break , I’m on a sex cleanse nigga .

by .c.hollywood February 15, 2020

Kentucky Cleanse

When you use the left over oil from frying chicken for an enema before anal sex

We had fried chicken for dinner so I gave Alice a Kentucky Cleanse before taking the Hershey highway last night.

by Bagodicks69 June 23, 2020

Online Cleanse

Extreme measure you take when you get so sick of the Internet that you unplug from it; includes not using Email, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and news sites.

I am so fed up with my online life that I will take an online cleanse for three days... I hope I´ll survive.

by rperazag August 27, 2010

Night Cleanse

To jizz on the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually at night and asleep. Victim will wake up disorientated the next morning with a 'facial cleanse' mask to wash off. They may/may not discover their overnight treatment, so its best if they find out themselves when they look at the mirror.

*Caution* Results may vary. Can also be used with hair to make a Sasquatch, Beardy, or any hair style desired.

Tyler: Man, I just gave Julie a night cleanse last nite.
Shane: I could tell. She looked pissed as shit but her face was glowing like Megan Fox.

by FlamingToast August 8, 2009