Red Velvet

When you eat a girl out, and you do not know until you are done that she was on her period and the bottom half of your face looks like you ate red velvet.

"Hey man so how did it go with your girl last night?" Guy 1

"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2

"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1

by XxEmoxX June 17, 2013

Emo

2006. that is all.

Hawthorne Heights = Emo

by XxEmoxX August 13, 2013

Morning Cleanse

Masturbating, pooping, and urinating in the morning back to back after a night of debauchary

"Holy shit that party was so crazy i just had to morning cleanse myself"

by XxEmoxX July 06, 2017