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A Moment Of Clarity

The shittiest metal core band in Massachusetts. Band members consisting of Vibhor Sharma as vocalist, Peter as guitarist, Kevin Landers as bassist and main fatass, JV as second guitarist, and Conor Deer as drums. With cheesy tag line "Girl you DTF?" this band screams immature, literally! The band was formed in 2010. Their first song released on Myspace was titled 'Places Where You Shouldn't Get Poison Ivy'. The band somehow manages to book many shows across New England. Even though defeat and cancellations have been faced because venue owners don't want "goth faggots" playing, AMOC finds a way. If you do see them live, prepare to be let down. Their songs on Myspace are so auto tuned that they sound nothing like represented. Also expect to be insulted and in tears for lack of better music.
Person A: Yo man, want to hit up a concert tonight?
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity was playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.
by massachusettsmen January 19, 2011
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Clara

Clara is one of the most hilarious people you can meet. You will never know what a Clara will say next, often something random that will catch you off guard and make you laugh. Clara's look amazing, his hair is to die for and they know how to pose perfectly in selfies. Clara's especially love sweaters, and often will talk tons about their comfy hoodies when they wear them. It's easy to make inside jokes with this person, take any given situation, a word from it and you now have a new joke! Clara's are really relatable and you'll easily find odd similarities and bond over it with them. Clara's are extremely talented artist, their art inspires their friends so much. They are very admirable people, they always will brighten your day, or if you prefer Darky storming weather, they will darken your day. Either way they are amazing.
Person: hmm I sense some randomness nearby it must be Clara
Clara: CIRCLES!
Person: CIRCLES!
by GlitterSatan August 20, 2018
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chess clarity

When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
by BrysonStrong August 2, 2021
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post nut clarity

the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020
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Clarabelle

Let's say if you meet a Clarabelle, you're very lucky.
Beautiful and charming, caring and very sweet. A Clarabelle would be hard to lose, in some words. Very smart and amazing grammar. Very funny, in dark times, a Clarabelle can still put a smile on your face! Also probably pretty hot.
Also a longer version of the name Clara
Clarabelle's so nice, I wish I could be her friend!
Clarabelle, your so sweet.
I miss Clarabelle, how could I make it up to her?
by I'm a little joker July 1, 2020
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Post dash clarity

After consuming your food and realizing you’ve spent way to much on DoorDash you are now aware of the money you just wasted. Similar to post nut clarity.
Person A : “Bro I just got some Hardee’s delivered to my door but damn this is gonna hurt my bank.”
Persona B: “Ahhh I see that post dash clarity is setting in.”
by SQuiet July 15, 2021
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pre nut clarity

Pre nut clarity is when a male experiences post nut clarity before the jerking session.
Josh: Dude did you jack off?
Brian: No dude. Pre nut clarity hit me. I couldn't even start.
by Inga68969 November 18, 2020
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