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Tom Clancy's Penis

A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.
Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.
by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008
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Clancy

Clancy means "The son of the red warrior", but he is not only the "son". He is a warrior himself. He will do anything for his loved ones. He is extremely loyal and kind. But if you insult something he loves, prepare to die. He has an amazing smile that makes you trust him with your life. If you ever meet a Clancy, don't be afraid to befriend him. He will be by your side no matter what.
Random person: Clancy, I need to tell you a secret. Don't tell anyone!
Clancy: Are you serious? I am taking your secret to the grave!
by RRLBEP June 1, 2020
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Dirty Clancy

When she uses her toes to perform anal and proceeds to suck them clean.
“I did a dirty Clancy to Alex last night and Robert got extremely jealous
by Toesinmynose April 18, 2020
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Tom Clancy

Dog shit novelist extraordinare. All his stories are about terrorist or communists getting their asses whomped by the "free", democratic western countries. Even though his stories are generic and boorish, they do make for mildly entertaining movies (Hunt For Red October), and pretty decent videogames (Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six, etc).
Even though his stories are mostly shit. His success is quite high. His obscene crap-to-money ratio amazes us all. So Tom Clancy, for that, I salute you.
In fact. One man (Maddox) proved once and for all that anyone can make a storyline which equals anything Clancy can write. Don't believe me? Just check it out under "Five shitty movies that everybody loves" at www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, at the bottom of the page is the "Tom Clancy Plot Generator", using this, I have created a plot just as good as anything Tom Clancy could make:..
Communists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.
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Tom Clancy

Middling quality thriller novelist who probably does his homework on the research end of things, is full of American jingoism, and avoids including sex scenes in his books because he thinks that makes them more respectable. Has had two middling good movies made of his work, The Hunt for Red October and The Sum of All Fears.
Bernie says she'd rather watch the movies they make of his books than read Tom Clancy's originals.
by Fearman May 26, 2008
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Old King Clancy

A sexual act involing Canadian maple syrup.
I thought of her making pancakes for breakfast in bed, but I'd rather use the syrup for giving her an old king clancy.
by Wease March 24, 2009
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clancy

a hot chick who is the best at everything and is really friggen amazing!!! and is really sweet and thoughtful!!!
dude that clancy chick is really friggen amazing
by hot spot April 8, 2011
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