clancypants

A lie that is told for no conceivable reason. The lie itself is plausible but ultimately unproveable. It disappears as quickly as it is uttered under its own inconsequence.

Derives from the apocryphal tale that author Tom Clancy was unliked as a child and taunted with the nickname "Clancypants."

Origin: "Did you know that as a child they used to call him Clancypants?"

by JimSteel January 7, 2005

crankypants

A person who is cranky on a regular basis over stupid things. They are not angry, just cranky.

My boss can be a real crankypants.

by Janet S. July 22, 2008

crankypants

Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.

Alex, chill bubba, seriously, how tight are your crankypants today?

by senorgato July 15, 2006

candypants

1. someone so sweet and adorable you want to eat them.
2. another word for sweetheart, cupcake, darling, love, pumpkin, baby honey honue.

1. Preeti: You look so good today.
Shubert: Really? You like?
Preeti: Yes, you smell good too. Is it armani or estee?
Shubert: Its armani.
Preeti: come here candypants, you're so irresistible.
2. I love you, my candypants.

by honue April 29, 2006

candypants

term of endearment for a trophy-wife/-spouse; generally used in reference to a female; never used jokingly; can be seen as a derogatory term towards a female.

"My boss called me 'candypants' today, so I'm pressing sexual harassment charges."
or
"Hey, candypants, fetch me a sandwich."

by V-rizzle July 12, 2007

candypants

1. someone so sweet and adorable you want to eat them.
2. another word for sweetheart, cupcake, darling, love, pumpkin, baby honey honue.

1. Preeti: You look so good today.
Shubert: Really? You like?
Preeti: Yes, you smell good too. Is it armani or estee?
Shubert: Its armani.
Preeti: come here candypants, you're so irresistible.
2. I love you, my candypants.

by honue April 20, 2006