chumped

to be ripped off or to be make to look like a chump.
syn gypped

"Man, I got chumped by that scam artist"

by crappo August 5, 2005

frog crumpet

An attractive French girl/woman.

From 'Atonement' by Ian McEwan.

The wine was taking hold of Corporal Nettle. He began a rambling eulogy of what he called "Frog crumpet" ­ how plentiful, how available, how delicious. It was all fantasy. The brothers looked at Robbie.

©Ian McEwan

by Kalivha November 21, 2009

bum crumpet

A toastable anally administered hot snack

"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"

by GM March 25, 2003

Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010

chupeton

spanish for hickey

quieres un chupeton en tu cuello?

by chevelita July 7, 2007

crumpet

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.

Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?

by suzylou October 25, 2003

Crumpetmuncher

A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.

British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!

by Lilli her Excellence July 19, 2011