Cartfish

A Cartfish is someone who has a specific face or pose they use whenever they take a selfie or photo. A Cartfish is usually identifiable on social networking and online dating sites by their inability to maintain a continuous and/or meaningful conversation with the opposite sex. Sometimes a cartfish's sole purpose is to engage in a sexual act with the opposite sex but often after their intended target has seen them without their trademark ‘selfie face’ and a quality filter they feel sick.

I found this guy on instagram, but all his pictures look exactly the same.. I reckon his a cartfish

by Aintshit June 14, 2018

carverised

When you have eaten so much carvery that you can barely move

Joe and I went for a Toby's yesterday. He got so carverised he couldn't finish his pint and had to have a nap in the van outside after.

by CarverySteve November 7, 2022

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games

He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.

by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020

cartersville

the coolest city in the world. located in georgia; the peach state.

loser: hey kid.
cool kid: hey loser.
loser: where are you from?
cool kid: cartersville.
loser: wow.

by wanda =] October 26, 2006

Cartersville High School

A high school located in Cartersville, Georgia. They win a lot at football, and make sure everyone else knows it. They MUST make sure everyone around knows of them and how great they are.

Hey did you hear? Cartersville High School won another Football state championship, we are really proud we worked more than any one else and we TOTALLY not winning because all the good players transfer here, its CLEARLY because we are just that much better.

by blzzthlls February 6, 2018

cauterise

to deaden or render senseless or insensitive;
to burn, sear or freeze by means of a caustic agent

The flesh around the wound was cauterised to minimize pain.

by deadlyD September 5, 2011