Cartfish

A Cartfish is someone who has a specific face or pose they use whenever they take a selfie or photo. A Cartfish is usually identifiable on social networking and online dating sites by their inability to maintain a continuous and/or meaningful conversation with the opposite sex. Sometimes a cartfish's sole purpose is to engage in a sexual act with the opposite sex but often after their intended target has seen them without their trademark ‘selfie face’ and a quality filter they feel sick.

I found this guy on instagram, but all his pictures look exactly the same.. I reckon his a cartfish

by Aintshit June 14, 2018

catfish protocol

The act of cutting the fishing line rather than having to deal with the physical handling of a catfish.

When it seemed clear that it was a catfish on the line, Scotty did the right thing by following the "Catfish Protocol" and cutting the line.

by The non-NFN May 13, 2006

catfish pizza peanut butter jelly

it is a term used for what will happen if you took your girl to The Dolan Twins Warehouse

Lauren is so pretty. I bet Ethan wants to put some Catfish Pizza Peanut Butter Jelly in her belly

by LitaDolanstan June 12, 2017

catfish

A fake or stolen online identity created or used for the purposes of beginning a deceptive relationship.

Turns out the girl I thought I met online was just a catfish of a fat old man.

by SilverishGoldNova December 4, 2017

Catfisher

an individual (real or fake) who uses the Internet, and in particular, online dating websites to lure people into a scam romance. The general goal of a catfisher is financial gain by developing an online relationship with another person and ultimately asking for money. Besides financial gain, catfishers are sometimes people who prey on others and gain pleasure from online communications and manipulation. You also might hear the terms catfish or catfishing. Catfishing targets both men and women.

Shawn Suleiman is a catfisher.

by exposingcatfishers May 15, 2018

catfish dinner

Going down on a particularly easy woman.

Yo dude, are you taking Shanikqua to dinner tonight.

I don't think so, I am just going for a catfish dinner and probably a happy ending.

by Dawg Bawlz October 28, 2013

reverse catfish

Someone who you meet via a social network and ends up being more attractive in person than you thought.

Last night, I went out with this girl I met on Tinder and when I see her, she was hotter than her profile pic! Not complaining or anything, but THAT is a reverse catfish.

by PentiumFallen August 2, 2016