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Cartfish 

A Cartfish is someone who has a specific face or pose they use whenever they take a selfie or photo. A Cartfish is usually identifiable on social networking and online dating sites by their inability to maintain a continuous and/or meaningful conversation with the opposite sex. Sometimes a cartfish's sole purpose is to engage in a sexual act with the opposite sex but often after their intended target has seen them without their trademark ‘selfie face’ and a quality filter they feel sick.
I found this guy on instagram, but all his pictures look exactly the same.. I reckon his a cartfish
Cartfish by Aintshit June 14, 2018
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catfish protocol 

The act of cutting the fishing line rather than having to deal with the physical handling of a catfish.
When it seemed clear that it was a catfish on the line, Scotty did the right thing by following the "Catfish Protocol" and cutting the line.

catfish pizza peanut butter jelly 

it is a term used for what will happen if you took your girl to The Dolan Twins Warehouse
Lauren is so pretty. I bet Ethan wants to put some Catfish Pizza Peanut Butter Jelly in her belly
A fake or stolen online identity created or used for the purposes of beginning a deceptive relationship.
Turns out the girl I thought I met online was just a catfish of a fat old man.
catfish by SilverishGoldNova December 4, 2017

Catfisher 

an individual (real or fake) who uses the Internet, and in particular, online dating websites to lure people into a scam romance. The general goal of a catfisher is financial gain by developing an online relationship with another person and ultimately asking for money. Besides financial gain, catfishers are sometimes people who prey on others and gain pleasure from online communications and manipulation. You also might hear the terms catfish or catfishing. Catfishing targets both men and women.
Shawn Suleiman is a catfisher.

catfish dinner 

Yo dude, are you taking Shanikqua to dinner tonight.

I don't think so, I am just going for a catfish dinner and probably a happy ending.
catfish dinner by Dawg Bawlz October 28, 2013

reverse catfish 

Someone who you meet via a social network and ends up being more attractive in person than you thought.
Last night, I went out with this girl I met on Tinder and when I see her, she was hotter than her profile pic! Not complaining or anything, but THAT is a reverse catfish.
reverse catfish by PentiumFallen August 2, 2016
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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