catsturbation

When one or more of the feline persuasion pleasure themselves with their porpus toungue.

Luna, if you dont stop the Catsturbation Joanna will do it for you!

by Bryannames November 10, 2006

Casturbating

Watching porn via Google Chromecast.

I had the house to myself so I decided to do some serious casturbating and cast porn from my phone to my living room TV.

by RX0 September 4, 2013

Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 8, 2021

Camsterbation

Exhibitionistic act of masturbating for one or more other people to watch and/or reciprocate via webcam video chat.

Horny for some camsterbation with you...chat and watch me stroke or get naked and get off with me.

by Dirtywordsfornastybirds June 15, 2018

Chatsturbation

1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.

2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.

In a public act of chatsturbation, Jim posted his thoughts on Armageddon in a NASCAR fans chatroom.

by PJ Ork August 24, 2008

Crasterbation

Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.

I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.

by Professor PMS December 26, 2014

consturbation

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

by Garth Y. March 17, 2008