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Carl

Man, I gotta fat-ass carl.
by Sammmmmmy69 May 10, 2019
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carls

fat ass titties. formally FATs or FATTIES but since you can't say the word fat around girls a code name was needed. created during rush by a non-functional member of society who goes by the name of alex.
"check out this girl walking by man"
"carls!!!"
by Justy May 15, 2007
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Carl

A stone cold motha fuckin pimp that only got 2 things on his mind get money and fuck bitches the rest is all irealivant
Damn dont fuck with nigga carl
by Chilla99292 October 16, 2008
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Carl

Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to the Aqua Teens. He is a great fan of classic rock. He loves the New York Giants. He truly enjoys watching and downloading porn. He loves to order hot wings, jalapeños, and beer till he farts blood. His neatly cut lawn, pool, car, and probably his entire house is always being invaded or trashed by Meatwad or Shake or even Frylock. His situation could be compared to Squidward from Spongebob for Carl does not like his neighbors and is annoyed by them but he simply cannot see himself living elsewhere. Poor Carl is constantly being hurt or even killed by unfortunate circumstances such as being shot in the chest with a flaming arrow by Ted Nugent. In the end though Carl is just Carl.

He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.
Carl: No! L-L-L-L-ook at my hair! SEXY ROCKIN A LITTLE HARDER NOW YEAAHHH!

boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
(SOLO)
WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH

WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!

Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)

Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.
by sirloin December 30, 2008
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Carl

Carl is the true god of this realm. He watches over all of the peasants and makes sure the world is peaceful. Is a vileplume and also is owned by Alphaaaaaaaaa.
Man I sure love Carl.
by AllHailCarl November 22, 2018
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Carl

A person who will do anything just to gain attention.
Oftentimes no one wants to be friends with him.
He is annoying and clueless about anime.
I hate Carl. Honestly! He is annoying!
by Cat Intensifies January 27, 2020
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carl

a crazed, violent llama who has a long history of violence and is a phycopathic character on youtube.
carlllllllllllll you just toppled the south american government
by llamathefish December 25, 2010
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