Calculator

A tool used to cheat at especially hard math topics in order that you can get good grades and go to college without being Albert Einstein. A calculator is often said to merely 'assist' a person in doing their homework, but the truth is that people throughout the ages are using this weapon to cheat upon every subject. This crisis must end soon before our society starts dimming...oh wait...it's too late to stop that now...but oh well.
Bella: "Hey Gracee, where's the calc?"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"
by billybobjuanson_123 November 10, 2021
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Calculator

I just bought a new calculator, I can't wait to use it.
by MackDaddy45234 June 04, 2010
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Calculator

For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!

Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
by MadameIsobella June 22, 2012
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Calculator

People should stop wasting their time Defining "Calculator" when The Ti89 conquers all.
by KBUR July 16, 2008
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Calculated

Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.
by glberns October 24, 2010
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Calculator

The object that seems to do all your homework for you.
I can't find my Calculator - oh well, i'll have to get zero then...
by May 30, 2017
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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 08, 2010
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