Urban Dictionary: Definitions by exampleofperson'sname

calculator

a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad

Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.

He is the best person you will ever meet

Person A: Did you meet Noah?
Person B: No, ah didn't!
Person A: You're such an idiot.

An acronym that can mean two things: "Laughing Out Loud" and "Love Our Livers"

Person A: *Sends funny meme*
Person B: LOL