A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.
Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
by dj gs68 September 4, 2003
Get the Zapp Brannigan mug.The coolest town in all of Canada. A place where you can learn to play guitar, go to the library, and buy crystal meth all on one street. The people are rude, the down town is a hole, and the high schools are breeding grounds for sluts. There's only one bookstore and the mall is shit. There are more Tim Hortons than gas stations. The kids are selfish brats, and you can get mugged walking your dog. More people smoke pot here than in Amsterdam. There are five high schools-no one counts tolgate-which are Assumption, BCI, North Park, PJ, and St. John's.
The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.
The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.
Person One: Give me your money.
Person Two: Are you from Brantford?
Person One: How did you know?
Person Two: Because you're jumping me....and you're a vodka obsessed crystal meth loving ford planter slut.
Person One: You are correct. Good day.
Person Two: Are you from Brantford?
Person One: How did you know?
Person Two: Because you're jumping me....and you're a vodka obsessed crystal meth loving ford planter slut.
Person One: You are correct. Good day.
by MistakeMeForASucker June 5, 2009
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- Eastdale Projects or Eastdale Gardens
- Darling Apartments
- Charlotte Apartments
- Nelson Heights
- Richard Beckett Projects
- Grey Winds Projects
- Daleview Projects
- St. Basil's Community Homes
Eagle Place
- Riverside Gardens
Northside
- Westglen Projects
- Branlyn Projects
- Brier Park Houses
- Northland Houses
West Brantford
- Lorne Towers
- John Noble Apartments
- Harmony Homes
- Brant Projects
- Eastdale Projects or Eastdale Gardens
- Darling Apartments
- Charlotte Apartments
- Nelson Heights
- Richard Beckett Projects
- Grey Winds Projects
- Daleview Projects
- St. Basil's Community Homes
Eagle Place
- Riverside Gardens
Northside
- Westglen Projects
- Branlyn Projects
- Brier Park Houses
- Northland Houses
West Brantford
- Lorne Towers
- John Noble Apartments
- Harmony Homes
- Brant Projects
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