1. A band that proves that if you take a bunch of shit and throw it together, there are always people to love it. They gained popularity quickly when it became trendy to listen to shitty
music that nobody cares about. Considered great songwriters by teenage girls everywhere thanks to pseudo "musicians" prasing them (they suck).
2. The reason for the fall of the Roman Empire
3.
Music that traveled though
time to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.
4. A sound so terrible that all of the Justice League, The Avengers, and the Fellowship of the Ring would commit
suicide if forced to do battle against it.
Person A: "Who is the shittiest
band ever?"
Person B: "Well that would have to be Brand New."
"
Today I discovered the cure for cancer, but I heard a song by Brand New and I realize that the human
race is no longer worth it."