Braindick

Walking around like a cocky motherfucker showing off your brain like it is a big ass dick you are throwing in peoples faces.

That asshole has such a braindick

by krillia April 19, 2018

Brain Lock

"We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."

Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.

Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.

Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."

by Brain Lock February 27, 2017

brainsocket

To drill a hole through someone's brain and use it like a Fleshlight.

I shoved it in a brainsocket.

by sludgerainbow March 10, 2020

braidlocks

are they braids, is they dreadlocks... hmm, both? one hand washes the other, but neither hand washes that shatty hair

“idk if they are braids or dreadlocks, so i guess these jaggers officially have braidlocks”

by sretaw, trebor November 11, 2022

brainjacked

when you have a repeating song or phrase that has taken control of your brain

i've been brainjacked by soldier boy

by nicholas barker March 5, 2008

brainmonkey

A man who is really smart and educated but has problems with the simplest tasks. Usually rambles when trying to explain something and funny typos is common.

You typed "sex" instead of "sec", you're such a brainmonkey...

by CozyBeard December 2, 2018

Brainfuck

The German language.

Paul is learning Brainfuck. Either he is a masochist or he has way too much free time on his hands.

by bboy December 28, 2018