brown bowtie

The act of doing a girl in the turd cutter and the proceding to slide your meatpole between her melons resulting in what appears to be a "brown bowtie".

Jen had to shower after I gave her a gnarly brown bowtie because her chest smelt like shit.

by Philliam May 5, 2005

Backwards Bowtie

When a man sticks his penis in between his partner's shoulder blades. It is a backwards titty f***.

My friend's Mom wanted me to backwards bowtie her. I did and it was fun.

by Sugar Daddy K February 6, 2009

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

Cincinnati Bowtie

Backwards Tittie Fucking.

Dude, things got a little crazy last night. Me and Denise decided to experiment, I started to tittie fuck her backwards. After about 5 minutes of pleasuring her this way, she screamed to the top of her lungs, "This is the best Cincinnati Bowtie of my life!!"

by Nad Fflictar August 6, 2006

Columbian Bowtie

When the Columbian Cartel cuts someones throat and pulls the tounge out through the slit.

his shit was fucked up ese, I gave that puta a columbian bowtie.

by Cman December 5, 2003

Scarlet bowtie

When you and your partner invite three homesexual peguins into bed and shove odd shaped foriegn objects into there anus while singing show tunes and wearing a scarlet bowtie

The peguins moaned as the megaphone entererd there anus almost knocking off there scarlet bowtie

by Sgt. Jesse Wilson December 17, 2008

Cleveland Bowtie

A Cleveland Bowtie is accomplished when, after deficating, a man reverse-titty fucks a woman with his gluteus maximus riding up and down her neck. The result is a bowtie shaped stain of excrement on the woman's neck.

"Oh dude try to pull off a Cleveland Bowtie"

or

"That Cleveland Bowtie was perfectly executed."
"Yes, nice form."

or

"Oh! That was a quintessential Bowtie!"

by Ross Hanson March 7, 2008