gnat's bollock

An extremely small distance.

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.

by Mazman October 1, 2005

talking bollocks

To talk about something irrelevant, or incorrect.

1. "What did you get up to last night?"
"Oh, just sat round a friends house talking bollocks."

2. "I was out last night and met this bloke who told me he was once an astronaut."
"Woah, did you believe him?"
"No, he was talking bollocks".

by Growkie August 13, 2006

phoney-bologna

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish

{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.

by Telephony March 4, 2015

the dogs bollocks

Something or a person that is the best thing ever.

That Audi TT is the dogs bollocks!

by minge monkey April 23, 2003

Dog's Bollocks

In UK slang terms the "dog's bollocks" means the best. It comes from the habit of male dog's licking their testicles (bollocks) and that they must taste good as they spend so much time in this activity.

The concert last night was the dog's bollocks.

by Robert Kingsley October 4, 2005

No bollocks

No messing around, no excuses, no deception.

I'll have this assignment ready for you by Tuesday. No bollocks.

by duosayso August 22, 2011

stark bollock naked

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018