John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

by Jeff K. August 17, 2003

bobbit

to damage a mans genitils or penis severely

pimp: Yo ho get yo ass in my car right now or ill mess you up so bad yous be eating out a tube
ho: shut yo mouth no one talks to me like that. If you ever do that again i'll bobbit you.

by dr. gay March 31, 2007

Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.

"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."

by Kristentacle March 15, 2011

bobbit

Dude who got his dick cut off by his wife. Poor man.

"Man you're so 'pussy whipped' by that nagging bitch that you're gunna end up like Bobbit, sleep with a knife of your own under the pillow."

by Diego August 15, 2003

Bobbity bobbities

Breasts. Nice ones.

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006