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Bobbet

Devoted mother and friend who is addicted to knitting and candy corn. Watch out, she also loves to pop zits. This loud, sometimes timid woman loves milk shakes and karaoke parties by herself. Loves boobs.
"Wow I'm so glad I know Bobbet, now I have no zits!"
by Meatpie989 February 5, 2010
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Bobbet

The female version of a short man. Mother of 4. Usually married to a tall guy with glasses.
Bobbet is the female version of my husband!
by Funnybonebob June 25, 2017
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Brown Apple Bobber

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.
I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night
by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017
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bubbet

A term for a slightly silly person. It can be used in a somewhat derogatory context (i.e. you silly bubbet). However, its usage has a more affectionate connotation than bub.
All them silly bubbets doesn't know nothin'.
by HappyBubbet January 13, 2011
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mud bobber

The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.
"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."
by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021
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Bobbittize

(verb) To "bobbittize" a man, is the act of a scorned, angry or mental woman cutting off his penis, for revenge. The act of bobbittizing a man comes from the sordid marriage of John Wayne Bobbitt and his crazy wife, Lorena Bobbitt.

They had difficult relationship which gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed or bobbittizd John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's home in Manassas, VA, highly intoxicated after a night of partying. He then raped his wife Lorena. Afterwards, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen. There she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." She re-entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off or "bobbittize" approximately 2.5cm, nearly half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated.

His cock was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.
When John Wayne Bobbitt came home drunk the evening of June 23, 1993, he raped his wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Lorna went nuts, grabbed a knife and cut off his penis. That crazy bitch bobbittized him !
by Juke Boxx Hero November 3, 2011
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bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.
If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018
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