Belgian Blindfold

When you sit across a girls face and let your "spuds o' love" cover her eyes and pop your man-meast in her mouth at the same time.

I gave her a Belgian Blindfold last night. she didn't even see it coming

by spider_bifida November 13, 2009

brazillian blindfold

The phenomenon affecting most hot South American women whose significant other is an ugly, fat, unkept shitbag. The affliction seems to render rediculously attractive women completely blind.

Eric: WTF? How did that doucher land that Latin hotness??

Mike: Must be the Brazillian blindfold, dude.

by HughJassoul January 5, 2014

Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

mongolian blindfold

n. when a man squats over his partner's face resting one testicle in each eye socket often while recieving a rim job

After I gave your mom a t-bag, I transitioned into a Mongolian blindfold

by Ron O'Keef September 25, 2006

Blandford

cunt.

Man: Watch out, you just stepped on my vagina!
Man 2: Fuck off, you're such a blandford!!

by ChrisBlandford April 24, 2011

Asian Blindfold

Using Dental Floss or Shoestring to cover an Asian person eyes.

After Ming Lee makes me some Fish Ball Soup I'm going to Asian Blindfold her and let her use my scrotum as a ball gag.

by THE MIGHTY FOURDIX December 2, 2010

Blindfolds

A texting term used to forewarn folks of a scandalous attachment. Lets the recipient know to "blind your kids, blind your wife..." A term similar to saying "earmuffs" when using profanity around kids.

Example #1:
Broseph #1: WTFudge! Thanks for the blindfolds (sarcastic)! My wife saw that crap. Sooo... we won't be hanging out for a while.
Broseph #2: My bad!

Example #2:
Blindfolds... (pic attached)

by PJ Maxx November 2, 2010