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damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??
Beer by headycheese April 8, 2006
the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy
I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!
BEER by Ben Speary September 14, 2003
beer by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005
charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.
me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...
beer by spanky July 10, 2003
Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.
Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!
Beer by Skippy December 12, 2003
Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
beer by Chris the dork July 18, 2008