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Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.
"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."
by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 25, 2021
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take the beej

To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.

Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.
Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."
by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010
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Related Words
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Cashj Beej

Dude, that skank I met last night hooked up a cashj beej!
by bTreezy September 9, 2006
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Proper Beej

A blowjob from a topless female while on her knees. Male can be standing or sitting. Ball play must occur, at least with the hand if not the mouth while the other hand is engaged on the shaft. The finale should be either taken on the face, tits, or swallowed.

*Note – it is not a proper beej if sex follows, that is just foreplay
Male one: "How did things go last night?" Male two: "She gave me a proper beej." Male one: "Nice."
by John Fontain May 16, 2011
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Fat Beej

A much larger, sloppier, down right distrusting Beej.

(Beej)- blowjob
“Bro I got a fat Beej last night before sex. Shit was sweet
by I_Prefer_Tacos June 29, 2020
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reach n beej

to reach around and play with your girls twat or butthole while she is performing oral sex
My girl and I performed the reach n beej while she was tongue tickling my nuts
by pissballs March 6, 2009
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Fatty Beej

When a girl gives an excellent blowjob
by Dean Adams December 27, 2004
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