Asswash

The toilet water that splashes in and around your ass when your poop lands in the toilet.

Random Guy: "Ohh man, this burrito is gonna be the cause of some major Asswash in a few hours".

Random Girl: "Ewwwww gross!?%$^!!".

by eys cela May 17, 2011

Bashar al-Assad

A very based man that was democratically elected as the president of Syria and was shown as a tyrant in Western Propaganda.

Bashar al-Assad:"America fucked over my country like Iraq :("
Person:"Poor guy."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003

asswalls

plural noun, the anal interiors

That is, the walls of the anus.

The heat of her asswalls would madden a saint.

by Tiago Zuhr October 10, 2008

Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

by Hernux April 24, 2011

asswedge

A "fantasy" wrestling hold. The attacker wraps her legs around the victim's skull, with her rear oriented into his face. Behind the victim's skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim's head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.

"Great asswedge! She buried his whole damn nose in there!"

by crushschmoe April 5, 2009

asswanker

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

by Tion the One April 28, 2003