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The democratically elected president of Syria. He is not exactly evil monster dictator as US propaganda and western bullshit media (CNN, BBC) says.

Before Syrian civil war started, Syria was a peaceful country with happy citizens living in prosperity. What he did was to keep Syria away from western influence, and nationalize Syrian industries instead of giving them to western companies. Which pissed off USA and NATO imperialists, and they decided to ruin the shit out of Syria just like what they did to Iraq and Libya.
Bashar al-Assad is a good person.
by p0seidon November 30, 2019
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The current dictator president of Syria. Elected over and over again with 99.99% votes even though 70% of the population hates him. Directly caused the death and displacement of tens of millions of innocent families. If you talk ill of him once, you'll be found dead the next day, or get jailed up years without anyone knowing where you went. Perfect example of a corrupt sociopath dictator.
Bashar al-Assad will burn in Hell.
by Siin August 15, 2016
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Greatest president in the Middle East and even if media paints him as a dictator he stands strong and his people love him,
That’s a cool guy like Bashar Al-Assad
by Rodolfo Ali April 15, 2019
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