TurkeyisnotEU's definitions

Neo Ottomanism

Its Neo-Nazism but with extra steps.
The followers are reffered to as Ottomanites

Ahmed:"Im a follower of Neo Ottomanism!"
Alex:"No wonder your parents hate you!"

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Greece

A beautiful country that shares borders with Albania,Bulgaria,North-Macedonia and Turkey (Ew)

Bob:"Im going to Greece!"
Jim:"Ok."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Amoggle

Among Us but typed by a 6 year old who misses some chromosomes.

Jimmy:"Amoggle."
Jack:"Please i have a wife and three kids..."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Bashar al-Assad

A very based man that was democratically elected as the president of Syria and was shown as a tyrant in Western Propaganda.

Bashar al-Assad:"America fucked over my country like Iraq :("
Person:"Poor guy."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Pinapple

You just spelled pineapple wrong over the internet.
Are you high?

Bob:"I like pinapples!"
Jim:"You mean pineapples?"
Bob:"Sorry Autocorrect!"
Jim:"But we are talking in real-life?"
Bob: *wipes forehead*
Jim:"Dont wipe my fucking forehead ever again."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Geert Wilders

Turks and Morrocans hate him because he is a patriot to his country.
He is the leading figure of the Dutch PVV.
He is a far right politician (turkish media calls him far left)and is strongly anti-islamic
His hair looks like it hasnt been washed for years.
He is a great guy in my oppinion.

Geert Wilders:"MINDER MARROKANEN!"
Me:"Yes."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Philippines

A shitty bunch of islands clammed together.

Dwayne:"Philippines is a dumb country thats useless to Asia and the rest."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021