TurkeyisnotEU's definitions

Turkey

Shit country that begs to be in the EU.

Turkey:"PweAse Let Me InTo thE Eu!11!11!1!"

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Philippines

A shitty bunch of islands clammed together.

Dwayne:"Philippines is a dumb country thats useless to Asia and the rest."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Anarchism

1.The belief that all governments are oppresive

2.The state of a country (mass riots/terrorism/uprisings)

1.
Guy:"All governments are oppresive,this is why we need Anarchism."
2.
UN:"The country of Somalia is a modern day representation of a country in Anarchism."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Geert Wilders

Turks and Morrocans hate him because he is a patriot to his country.
He is the leading figure of the Dutch PVV.
He is a far right politician (turkish media calls him far left)and is strongly anti-islamic
His hair looks like it hasnt been washed for years.
He is a great guy in my oppinion.

Geert Wilders:"MINDER MARROKANEN!"
Me:"Yes."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Western Sahara

A piece of desert illegaly annexed by Morroco.
And to all those triggered morrocans, history doesnt matter the Western Sahara is a example of illegal annexation

Morrocan:"Western Sahara is Morroco!!!!!!"

Person with a IQ higher than 1:"No."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Neo Ottomanism

Its Neo-Nazism but with extra steps.
The followers are reffered to as Ottomanites

Ahmed:"Im a follower of Neo Ottomanism!"
Alex:"No wonder your parents hate you!"

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Pinapple

You just spelled pineapple wrong over the internet.
Are you high?

Bob:"I like pinapples!"
Jim:"You mean pineapples?"
Bob:"Sorry Autocorrect!"
Jim:"But we are talking in real-life?"
Bob: *wipes forehead*
Jim:"Dont wipe my fucking forehead ever again."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021