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A very based man that was democratically elected as the president of Syria and was shown as a tyrant in Western Propaganda.
Bashar al-Assad:"America fucked over my country like Iraq :("
Person:"Poor guy."
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by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

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A beautiful country that shares borders with Albania,Bulgaria,North-Macedonia and Turkey (Ew)
Bob:"Im going to Greece!"
Jim:"Ok."
by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

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Its Neo-Nazism but with extra steps.
The followers are reffered to as Ottomanites
Ahmed:"Im a follower of Neo Ottomanism!"
Alex:"No wonder your parents hate you!"
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Shit country that begs to be in the EU.
Turkey:"PweAse Let Me InTo thE Eu!11!11!1!"
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1.The belief that all governments are oppresive

2.The state of a country (mass riots/terrorism/uprisings)
1.
Guy:"All governments are oppresive,this is why we need Anarchism."
2.
UN:"The country of Somalia is a modern day representation of a country in Anarchism."
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A shitty bunch of islands clammed together.
Dwayne:"Philippines is a dumb country thats useless to Asia and the rest."
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You just spelled pineapple wrong over the internet.
Are you high?
Bob:"I like pinapples!"
Jim:"You mean pineapples?"
Bob:"Sorry Autocorrect!"
Jim:"But we are talking in real-life?"
Bob: *wipes forehead*
Jim:"Dont wipe my fucking forehead ever again."
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