asparagasp

An involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus piss-odor.

Oh snap! I forgot about eating all of that damned asparagus at dinner. Got up to piss and was slammed in the face by the stank...asparagasp got me, bro!!

by YAWA June 2, 2018

alspaugh

The missing link between Pteridactyls and the Human race

Alspaugh is a fucking bird

by Denard February 3, 2010

assailant

A person who attacks someone on a road or a masked attacker.

He was attacked by an unknown assailant.

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009

Assaholic

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.

"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"

by funkstank June 29, 2009

Asspain

The state of being butt hurt. When you're mad as fuck but there's nothing you can do about it. Baitposting is sure to cause asspain.

London Police suffered maximum asspain after trying to track down William from Kensington for illegal hate speech on social media, reaching a dead end when they found out it was Dave from Atlanta.

by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

Asparagus Line

The back-up line in hockey that is awful. The line that can not produce any sort of achievement on the ice.

"I'm tired of this asparagus line on the ice, let's get the studs back on there."

by Run CMC January 25, 2012

Anspach

The last name given to strong, proud families usually associated with good looks, nazi ancestry, lycanthropy, and powerful soldiers.

Guy 1: Wow! That girl over there is beautiful...who is she?
Guy 2: Oh...she is way out of our league; she is an Anspach.

by Dessdemona July 7, 2011