assmongrel

Keith Oakley, Harrisburg, IL

Keith Oakley is an assmongrel to the extreme!

by Pat Dizzle December 8, 2003

Assmonkey

assmonkey, rico, Jesse holmes

Hey Jesse! Assmonkey! Rico!

by Pvbfjvbhfdsvbhfsavbhrsa January 24, 2009

Assmonkeydoodlecake

Someone who looks like a monkey and likes to eat doodlecakes while being raped up the butt.

"You assmonkeydoodlecake!"

by Yashiwa Utadaka June 30, 2008

Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 2, 2003

assmonkey

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga

"hey is that derek?"

"yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey"

"who cares"

by r0fl December 17, 2007

assmonster

a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking

"Damn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you assmonster!"

by Beth G. November 13, 2007

assmongrels

1. (interj.) A term used to describe immense displeasure.

2. (v.) A medical term referring to the infusion of incongruous ass cheeks onto one's face to replace dead facial tissue caused by pyrolysis.

3. (n.) Derogatory term for one who's facial features resemble the buttocks.

Assmongrels(1), my son's assmongrelling(2) was a complete failure! Now he really looks like an assmongrel(3).

by Richard Z. Crimiton, M.D. July 7, 2004