Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

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Assid Reflux

Assid reflux: A common condition and an abnormal one in which acid in the asshole rises up into the stomach. This occurs because the valve separating the contents of the asshole from the stomach does not function properly. See also: Athletes crack.

No man. You must be suffering from Assid Reflux.

by ManAss July 3, 2011

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Asskickers Syndrome

The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.

Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.

by MoeBetta September 19, 2018

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Asskitty

Asskitty is a young attractive woman that enjoys anal sex.

Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?

Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.

by Pony Battles November 25, 2019

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