assflag

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

by Dan September 23, 2003

asslantern

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

asslamp

A person that is a smart jerk.

Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"

by Nolat January 5, 2004

assblaster

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper

last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster

by scott davis August 10, 2004

asslaugh

1) Acronym used for the phrase "Laughing my fucking ass off"

Omg that was so funny, asslaugh

by TheBladeSocksNots March 25, 2011

Assclapistan

A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.

Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.

by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019

Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007