Ascended One

An "Ascended One" is someone who has risen above 99% of mankind. His character, mental and physical strength, and knowledge differentiates him from the common rabble. He has contributed to mankind in the most positive way possible. An "ascended one" is greater in status than a Nobel Laureate. In order to become such a person, it is mandatory to have relinquished your conscious from fame, popularity, and superficial machinations. In short; read, workout, and build. Simple.

Being an ascended one means a lot of responsibilites and the highest of honor.

by Villmar September 26, 2022

Ascend

Reaching a higher state of mind through the use of cannabis

I'm gonna ascend during my managerial final because fuck that class.

by The Toxic Ascender December 21, 2020

ascendant

That last movie in The Divergent Series that everyone wants but isn't going to get anytime soon.

"I'm really excited for Ascendant!"
"I guess you didn't hear the news..."

by antisocialfangirl February 21, 2017

ascendant

1- parent, grandparent, great-grandparent, great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-great-grandparent and etc.
2- being in control; superiority, or commanding influence; ascendancy
3- a royal heir assuming
4- the horoscope, or that degree of the ecliptic which rises above the horizon at the moment of one's birth; supposed to have a commanding influence on a person's life and fortune.
5- ascent; height; elevation
6- ancestor

Ascendant

by Ramparilli June 16, 2023

ascendant

1- parent, grandparent, great-grandparent, great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-great-grandparent and etc.
2- being in control; superiority, or commanding influence; ascendancy
3- a royal heir assuming
4- the horoscope, or that degree of the ecliptic which rises above the horizon at the moment of one's birth; supposed to have a commanding influence on a person's life and fortune.
5- ascent; height; elevation
6- ancestor

Ascendant.

by MONJZWY June 14, 2023

Ascendant

Rising in the east just above the horizon.

or
Having been risen.

On easter morning we dropped acid before attending sacrament meeting, thereby gaining a firm witness of how ascendant Jesus truly is. Jesus Christ ascended death, therefore he is ascendant.

by FURBjr April 08, 2022

IM ASCENDING

something was so fucking funny, you ascended.

"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"

by salfishers#1autisticfan July 24, 2023