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Archived

Something/someone that is no longer valid at the current time.
*in the middle of lunch*
Ryan: ..so I told her I wouldn’t do the spring musicale this year.
Troy: wow isn’t space just a weird concept
Chad: Hunty, you have been archived.
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Archivist

An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.
Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
by Cynic April 30, 2014
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Web Archive

The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored.
The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored calls web archive
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Noe Archiviste

The finest fucking man to ever exist and is married to Anastasia B*****. He’s booty is so juicy and he’s so fragile and delicate yet he can break yo back in seconds. Don’t get him angry unless you on yo period and got lots of blood to spare.
Oh my god. Is that Noe Archiviste? He is so hot-“
SHHH OMG DONT SAY THAT HES ANASTASIAS MAN THEY DONT PLAY LIKE THAT
by Noes soulmate ❤️ August 14, 2021
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architorture

A term used to describe architectural works built after the mid-20th century which fail to adhere to conventional and historic precedent in terms of design integrity, scale, proportion, physical compostition and stylistic competence. "Architorture" is commonly found in contemporary "upscale" suburban developments (see McMansion). Commercial strips, which rely upon visual imagery to lure drivers traveling at a fast clip, provide especially choice examples of the genre.
The CEO's home, with its garish faux-stucco facade, pretentious columns and glassy two-story entrance foyer, is the sort of architorture best suited for Republican fund-raising events.
by Cireel Wittsberg November 15, 2004
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Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum)

An internet database of all things metal that makes teenagers run to the urban dictionary and post their angst induced feelings about the Metal Archives because their favorite ha4dc0re!@! but non-metal band was rejected.

Side Note: By doing this I have fallen in to the bullshit "my opinion matters" trap too.
Conversation at The Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum)

Brv0tal Kid: Why is lunkin park rejected from da acrhivez, they are fucken metal!!

MA Mod: Uh.. no they are not, sorry.

Brv0tal Kid: Fuck youa are just a bunch of elitist pricksz, they are hardcore and fukn awesome. It doesn't matter if they are metal or not.

MA Mod: If it doesn't matter if they are metal or not, then why do you care so much about them being rejected.

MA Mod: and when submitting a band to the Archives, it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the website if we accept any band. Otherwise we would call is the Music Archives and add any band to our database.
by AntiPoseur September 9, 2011
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