12 definitions by Cynic

1
White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever
What some of these people do is sickening.
by Cynic September 03, 2004
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2
Venting your rage without the trouble of having to slug the asshole in the face.
Example of sarcasm:
My ears are actually bleeding as a result of listening to your music.
by Cynic October 26, 2003
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1) A close relative to the hen, a bird kept and bred for its nutritious meat.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.
1) We had roast turkey for dinner.
2) Turkey was shaped as a state by Kemal Ataturk.
by Cynic May 26, 2004
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An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.
Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
by Cynic April 30, 2014
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somebody (of any race) who wears a skully, jersey, fronts, or a chain. fools who are into krunk ass music and gettin paper.

dudes that act way too cool for you.
"damn that dude is one cooey motherfucker."

"hey take this 4xl white tee, you're cooey, you'd like it"
by Cynic November 29, 2004
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6
a homie who's bout it bout it.

from northern cali, sacramento
"me and the bowdas bout to knock this fool out"
by Cynic November 29, 2004
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The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan
by Cynic January 18, 2005
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