Alzheimery

Relating to one's confused state of mind.

His Alzheimery is gettin bad, yesterday he asked me what time it was, then asked am or pm!

by zaction75 November 15, 2010

toilet alzheimer's

Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet

Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's

by Optimop December 9, 2016

anytimer

A person who makes the most out of any situation, whether good or bad.

When pulverized with lemons, an anytimer decided to make a delightful gallon of lemonade.

by emilaysue November 20, 2009

Alcheimers

Drinking to the point of not remembering anything that happened while intoxicated. Synonym for blacking out. A combination of Alcohol and Alzheimers.

I don't remember doing that last night. I drank too much and got alcheimers.

by TheSolution03 October 7, 2010

Alzheimers Moment

An Alzheimers Moment is when you forget what you are about to say in the middle of a conversation with someone.

An Alzheimers Moment most commonly happens when you are waiting for someone to finish talking, so you can say what you want to say. But by the time they have finished talking, you forget what you were going to say.

Once my dad finished talking about the football game, I tried to remember what I was about to say. But I had an Alzheimers Moment and struggled to remember what I was going to say. "I forgot what I was going to say." I said to my dad.

by RavenGamer42 June 21, 2017

appheimers

when the developers of an app "update" it so often, you can never remember how to use it.

Dan said he didn't see my post, I think he has appheimers.

by BarnacleWes September 28, 2018

Alzheimers

When you forget things.
What was the word again?

Doc - You have cancer
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.

by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023